Chuck wants help

From the bathroom...
Chuck, "I'm done now!"
Chuck, "I'M DONE NOW!"
Chuck, "I'M DONE!  COME WIPE ME!"
Daddy (in the living room), "You can do it yourself."
Chuck, "NO, I CAN'T!  YOU HAVE TO DO IT FOR ME!"
Daddy, "You're a big boy.  You can do it."
Chuck, "I'M TOO LITTLE!
Daddy, "When will you be big enough to wipe yourself?"
Chuck, "WHEN I'M A GROWN-UP!"
Daddy, "When will that be?"
Chuck, "WHEN I HAVE KIDS."
Daddy (sigh), "I'm coming."

That will be interesting...  :)